Valentino And The Virgin Schuck

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Valentino, the male half of the writing team of "Valentino and the Virgin Schuck." This is the first joint writing venture I have ever tried because, quite honestly, I do not like sharing my space with anyone especially of the female and her Femi-Nazi position. We have completely different writing styles and perspectives and those will be become quite evident. She refers to me as "Jackass" and "Male Chauvinist Pig." She only calls me these things when she knows I am right which is most of the time. This blog is written with humor in mind and we are good friends and believe it or not, we really do have a lot of these conversations. I have always believed the characters of Al Bundy from Married With Children, Charlie Harper off of 2 1/2 Men, and Russell from Rules of Engagement were all modeled after me. As Rodney Dangerfield once said "It's not easy being me."